Glasga wit

I got this story from a friend of a friend works who works in a jobcentre. It's just approaching 9AM and there is a queue of guys outside the jobcentre. The security guard watches them from the door. One dude decides to roll up a joint but in the process spills a handful of canabis onto the ground. The dude and his pal then spent the next five minutes on their hands and knees, scooping up canabis with small plastic forks. The security guard watches on in amusement. When the doors to the jobcentre open all the guys come in and line up, waiting for their name to be called. The security guard wanders over the dude and asks him if he mananged to get back all his 'stuff'. 'Nae man,' answers the dude, 'but I will if I have tae smoke the ground!'